Fred was intimidated when he first met his very voluptuous wife.

He knew right away there’d be a lot of learning curves.

It's easy to trick the shore birds by the ocean.
They are seagullible.

A lawyer who makes rhymes?
Dr. Sues

When photographers get together, they really click.

Fred tried to be a photographer, but just couldn’t focus.


8 out of 10 people hate revolving doors.
But they'll come around.

It's possible to hear the blood running through your veins.
If you listen varicosely.

As a chef, I never really understood roux
…but the pot thickens.

X-rated us to be awesome...now it's just Elon.

When you write a swear word, should you use cursive?




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