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 Fred rattled off a whole bunch of trivia about the Himalayas.

He really knew the full range of facts.

What would you feel if you ran and won a marathon?
The thrill of victory, and the agony of de feet.

Time travel isn't what it will have been.

Everyone knows Count Doku, the character from Star Wars.
But his wife Sue? She’s quite a puzzle to figure out.

Fred's wife is obsessed with arranging the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It’s….an extremely rare dish order.


Transparent: A father or mother who used to be a mother or father.

The guy who invented the light emitting diode is a…LEDgend.

Fred studied taekwondo but he never finished his training.
He has a belt in partial arts.

Fred started a Carnivore Society recently.
He's scheduled a meat and greet for next Thursday.

I've never met an overweight person with OCD.
But I've met plenty with OBCD.



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