Gordisms...

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What happens when you use the wrong ingredients when making pancakes?
Ends up tasting waffle.

Fred started a company that makes the crunchy wraps for tacos.
It's a shell corporation.

Fred bought some comfortable shirts from the army surplus store that were actually used in battle
They were the casual tees of war.

I asked my mechanic how he became such a ‘car guy.’
He told me that he was raised Catalytic, but he converted.

 Fred saw a nun trip and fall and he did what anyone would do.

He ran to a sister.

Fred has a collection of uncommon and out of print books.

He calls it his lib-rare-y.

Fred hates his job at the coffee shop.
It's a daily grind.

This time of year deer are all doing the same thing; the males chase the females, and the females run away.
They're stuck in a rut.

Fred plans to make his own ketchup and share it with everyone for free.
It's an open sauce project.