Fred's son’s football got stuck in a tree. He had two options: shake the tree or climb up to get it.
In the end he chose the ladder.
A reckless Scandinavian?
Bjorn to be wild.
Bjorn to be wild.
I really can’t fault myself for being a narcissist.
Fred's wife suggested that they take a ride on a hot air balloon for their anniversary and it was a lotta fun.
He's glad she floated the idea.
He's glad she floated the idea.
Someone ask Fred if he knew where the capital of the United States was.
He replied "in the off-shore bank accounts of the 1%".
He replied "in the off-shore bank accounts of the 1%".
Fred is dating a baker.
He said that It was loaf at first sight.
He said that It was loaf at first sight.
Fred loves cooking butternut squash at his restaurant.
He’s a gourdmet chef.
He’s a gourdmet chef.
When Fred played high school football, he would yell “hey-o!” every time he made a reception.
It was his catch phrase.
It was his catch phrase.
The cold air balloon was actually invented twenty years before the hot air balloon.
But they never really took off.
But they never really took off.
Fred failed at becoming a massage therapist.
He rubbed people the wrong way.
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