Gordisms...

• Dubai has a new waterpark.
• Project Desert Storm finally delivered.
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• The spirits speak through me and they tell terrible jokes.
• It's not my fault though, I'm merely a punduit.
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• At first I didn't like the reactions to my puns.
• But they've groan on me.
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• When your spouse gets a little upset, just remember a simple “calm down” in a soothing voice is all it takes to get them a lot more upset.
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• Truckers know so much about movies.
• They watch trailers all day.
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• The worst thing about lectures on ancient history?
• The profs tend to Babylon.

I told a French joke about strawberries, but no one laughed.
I probably didn’t fraise it right.

Fred joined an online video call and a picture of a can of spam appeared on his screen.

It was a zoom meat tin.

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  My dad once said that he would throw me off a cliff if I didn't eat my vegetables.
  But I knew it was a bluff.

   

  Whenever Fred thinks back on things, he always see pictures of cheese.
  He has  a feta graphic memory.

   

  My daughter told me I have CDJD. 

  Compulsive Dad Joke Disorder.