he's lost it.....gotta see

 The makers of ex-lax are looking for a band to promote their product.

Fred suggested The Go-Go's.

How do they welcome new members at a nudist colony?
With a bare hug.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer,
it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

I’ve never seen the inside of my ears with my own eyes, but I’ve heard good things.