he's lost it.....gotta see

 Somebody stole my fluorescent jacket.

They can run, but they can't hide.

When Fred's wife wanted to add more stuffing to our pillows,  he told her it wasn’t necessary.
But she doubled down.

Fred took his kids on a trip in a camper van and all they kept asking was..
RV there yet?

Fred was gonna tell a railroad joke…
But he lost his train of thought.