Fred was a teacher who either would teach, or he would not.

He was full of taughtologies.

Fred saw his favourite band at a concert that was so loud that it hurt to stay.
A true life or deaf situation.

Twizzlers came out with a new spirit that’s just under 30% alcohol so technically it’s not liquor, just liquor-ish.

A local museum is offering discounted tickets to their exhibition of small feathered dinosaurs.
It’s an early bird special.




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