Fred ordered a deck of cards from Amazon, but it hasn’t arrived yet.

Customer service told him they are dealing with it.

Best friends don't ask why you need a concrete block and heavy-duty rope.
They just ask if the lake is deep enough.

I saw a film that was G, PG-13, and R all at once.
That movie was so overrated.

Fred saw a woman at the grocery scratching all the soap bars.
Said she was tickling the Ivories.