he's lost it.....gotta see

 A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit "what is your blood type?"

The rabbit replied "I'm probably a type-o".

I returned my lizard to the pet store today as it wouldn't stop telling me jokes.
The store clerk said "that isn't a lizard, it is a stand up chameleon."

 

What happened to the frog's motorcar when the engine blew up?
It was eventually toad away.

Q: What did the goose say when he purchased a new lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill please."

I have just started a dating website for chickens.
It is not my normal job, I am just doing it..... To make hens meet

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