he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred met his wife at a fancy dress party and remembers that the first time he laid eyes on her, she was dressed as a slinky.

There she was, coming down the stairs...

Fred tried to make French bread last night.
He won’t be doing that again, it was a total pain.

It's been said that dogs can bark continuously for 8 hours
However, that's just a ruff estimate.

Fred was excited when a woman offered to show him her tits.
Was slightly disappointed when she showed him her small birds.