he's lost it.....gotta see

 You can't write short stories about boxers because then they'd be briefs.

Fred once threw a bagel at a policeman.

He was charged with assault with a deli weapon.

A guy rolled up on an expensive looking bicycle and asked if I wanted to buy it.
He was a crook peddling stolen goods.

The human body is 60% water and 40% gunk.

I thought taxidermists had monotonous jobs.
But it turns out they do a lot of stuff.