From Gord....

 

Whenever I see a warning label on peanut butter saying it may contain peanuts,
I understand why aliens don't visit us anymore.

Fred got a robotic lawnmower.

Now heI only handles edge cases.

Fred is a flat earther.
Though he prefers I use the term bulldozer operator.

Fred imagined a machine which could lessen sudden high-velocity incidents of wind. 

He never pursued it, though, because he found the whole idea disgusting.