he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred's wife lost her dictionary.

He tried comforting her, but his words seem to have no meaning to her now.

When Fred was asked to give his thoughts on his own mortality.
He cleared his throat and then said “I’ll pass”.

Fred started a business to weigh very tiny items.
It’s a very small scale operation.

Fred asked for a seat swap on his flight to get away from a crying baby.
Turns out that’s frowned upon when it’s your baby.