he's lost it.....gotta see

 Did you hear about the farsighted mohel?

He forgot his glasses one day and got the sack.

Fred always struck out with women so he bought a sex doll.
It was so realistic all it wanted to do was remain friends.

Fred planted patches of purple flowers with thorns around his garden as defense.
He thought to himself, "Thistle do."

Fred has been hosting a poker game with oversized playing cards.
It’s kind of a big deal.