not a chance he remembers his pin......
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If you're thinking about becoming a dairy farmer, it's important to remember not to pamper the cows too much. Otherwise, you'll end up with spoiled milk. Fred is still undecided on which streaming service to watch. Tubi or not Tubi? That is the question. What do you call Library books ripped up and tossed on the ground? Litterature. Millipedes are cool. They’re 10 times better than centipedes. Fred's planning to become a blacksmith. His therapist told him to forge some new relationships. You should always sleep with your head somewhat higher than your feet. That is, if you’re so inclined. Ever since Fred started quarantining... He's only been telling inside jokes. Fred made six figures last year. He was also named worst employee at the toy factory. Are you telling me June is already almost over? No way dude, Julying. A landscaper's favorite soccer club? AC Mow-lawn. What would you call Jell-O spr
A camper who's apprehensive about sleeping outside? Tentative. Every belief... ...has a lie in it. I watched a documentary about how the Titanic was put together. It was riveting. Why does a nun wear the same robe every day? Habit. When a physician makes a mistake, it's malpractice. When a dentist does, it's accidental. When you talk to God you call it prayer, but when God talks to you, you call a psychiatrist. Fred's new hobby is chasing thunderstorms. He finds it very enlightning. Fred tried forging a knife once, but the tip broke off. After that, it was kind of pointless. I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. Why did David Hasselhoff start going by just 'the Hoff'? It was 100% less hassle. Whoever is up against Céline Dion next awards season... Is up against some stiff competition. The patron saint of copying people in on email is Saint Francis of a CC.
Real loser....
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from doug....
A Catholic priest, a Lutheran minister and a Baptist preacher are arguing about religion one day when the phone rings. The priest gets up to answer it. After listening for few moments, he says, “Yes, I will pass on the news,” and hangs up. Turning to the others, he says, “I have good news and bad news.” "Really? Do tell,” the minister says. "My friends,” the priest announces, "that was the Lord Jesus on the phone, and he was calling to say he’s back." "Glory be!” shouts the preacher. “What could possibly be bad news now?” "Well,” the priest says, “He was calling from Salt Lake City.”-
Fred keeps twitching his head and shouting out BROCCOLI and CAULIFLOWER. He's been diagnosed with Florets. I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit and I really need to stop. I’ve got to draw the Lime somewhere. Fred programmed a pirate game, but users said the main character doesn't look like a pirate. There will be a patch soon. What do you call it when the quantity of horses matches the quantity of hay? Stable equilibrium. A guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli. Heavy cream is good, but it could be butter. What do you call an extra meal after dinner? Supperfluous. Fred glued himself to his driver’s manual. He decided to adhere to the rules. Fred was pretty weird about the whole Halloween experience. I attribute that to his mummy issues. I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. I have to improve my golf skills. They aren’t on par with everyone else’s. If you're b
believe everything in the bible? or do you pick and chose whichever you want?......
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges%2019%3A22-30&version=NIV
Fred cant get any work done sitting at his kitchen island. He finds it very counter-productive. Fred was very frightened by a sudden downpour. It was a rain of terror. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch. Fred works as a mailman during the day and does stand up comedy gigs at night. He's not very good at either. He just can't get the delivery right. Prison is peculiar. All the pros are cons. A cat that looks like a skunk? Pepe less pew. It can take a while for some Australians to react to a joke. It's Adelaide response. If you make a living by making TikToks, is that clockwork? Fred is enamoured with eating Greek cheese in bed. It's his feta-ish. Fred dated a puppeteer for the longest time but broke it off. He grew tired of her stringing him along. What do you call someone who gets sad every time the cut their grass? Emow.
The evidence is clear — there is no famine in Gaza
Reports from the UN and academics show that more than enough food is entering the territory to meet the dietary needs of the population Author of the article: Mike Fegelman, Special to National Post Published Jun 21, 2024 • Last updated 20 hours ago • 3 minute read 740 Comments A vendor lays out his merchandise of dried fruit, nuts and seeds at a market in Gaza City on June 15. PHOTO BY OMAR AL-QATTAA/AFP For months, the Hamas terrorist group and pro-Palestinian activists around the world have been claiming that the Gaza Strip is facing an imminent famine and accusing Israel of deliberately starving Palestinians. Yet this scenario never materialized. Those claims were rarely questioned, and instead were uncritically repeated by far too many pliable news media outlets in Canada and beyond, which jettisoned their journalistic integrity in favour of an easy narrative. One of the core supporting elements of the famine claim was a report produced in March
