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Fred keeps twitching his head and shouting out BROCCOLI and CAULIFLOWER. He's been diagnosed with Florets. I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit and I really need to stop. I’ve got to draw the Lime somewhere. Fred programmed a pirate game, but users said the main character doesn't look like a pirate. There will be a patch soon. What do you call it when the quantity of horses matches the quantity of hay? Stable equilibrium. A guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli. Heavy cream is good, but it could be butter. What do you call an extra meal after dinner? Supperfluous. Fred glued himself to his driver’s manual. He decided to adhere to the rules. Fred was pretty weird about the whole Halloween experience. I attribute that to his mummy issues. I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. I have to improve my golf skills. They aren’t on par with everyone else’s. If you're b
believe everything in the bible? or do you pick and chose whichever you want?......
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Fred cant get any work done sitting at his kitchen island. He finds it very counter-productive. Fred was very frightened by a sudden downpour. It was a rain of terror. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch. Fred works as a mailman during the day and does stand up comedy gigs at night. He's not very good at either. He just can't get the delivery right. Prison is peculiar. All the pros are cons. A cat that looks like a skunk? Pepe less pew. It can take a while for some Australians to react to a joke. It's Adelaide response. If you make a living by making TikToks, is that clockwork? Fred is enamoured with eating Greek cheese in bed. It's his feta-ish. Fred dated a puppeteer for the longest time but broke it off. He grew tired of her stringing him along. What do you call someone who gets sad every time the cut their grass? Emow.
The evidence is clear — there is no famine in Gaza
Reports from the UN and academics show that more than enough food is entering the territory to meet the dietary needs of the population Author of the article: Mike Fegelman, Special to National Post Published Jun 21, 2024 • Last updated 20 hours ago • 3 minute read 740 Comments A vendor lays out his merchandise of dried fruit, nuts and seeds at a market in Gaza City on June 15. PHOTO BY OMAR AL-QATTAA/AFP For months, the Hamas terrorist group and pro-Palestinian activists around the world have been claiming that the Gaza Strip is facing an imminent famine and accusing Israel of deliberately starving Palestinians. Yet this scenario never materialized. Those claims were rarely questioned, and instead were uncritically repeated by far too many pliable news media outlets in Canada and beyond, which jettisoned their journalistic integrity in favour of an easy narrative. One of the core supporting elements of the famine claim was a report produced in March
We still don’t know who originally came up with the idea that everything is made up of very small particles. I guess it really doesn’t matter. Best song by A Flock of Seagulls? Shittin’ on the Dock of the Bay. What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein. What do you do when you realize that the salsa that you made to share at the pot-luck is way too spicy for most? Add more chillantro. Boeing is one of the largest errorplane makers in the world. Don’t talk about porcupines with your in-laws. It’s a prickly subject. What do you call an estranged male parent? Your farther. The cheesiest music? R’n brie. Fred is creating a master list of all types of energy. It’s a long way from finished, but it has potential. One of the animals in the zoo is pregnant, but nobody wants to talk about it. It is the elephant in the womb. If money is the root of all evil. Then why do they pass the collection plate at church? Someone painted sev
Fred couldn’t believe it when he was told that wrestling is scripted. Even today He's still grappling with it. There is an OnlyFans page where girls slam their bums together... Fair play, they are just trying to make ends meet. A wizard who can cook many kinds of gravy? Sauceror. I've already been criticized enough about my knowledge of apes. Please stop gibbon me the business. My neighbor invited everyone over to showcase his newly obtained bird: a goose. To be honest, I'm getting tired of these gander reveal parties. A long line outside a gay bar? An LGBTQueue. Fred wrote a song about a tortilla. But it’s really more of a wrap. How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams. If you drink too much cream your stomach might start churning, but you'll feel butter afterwards. Fred just became a professor of palindromes. You may now call him Dr. Awkward. You know all those lawyers they threw in the ocean? Apparen
society's decline into idiocy....
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If your wedding went off without a hitch ... then you're not married yet. Fred's obese parrot died today. Sad news, but it’s a huge weight off his shoulders. Fred is an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It's his special tea. Reach out to someone named Jack if you’re ever feeling low. He’ll lift you up. One great thing about Orcas is... They do a killer whale impression. Nostalgia is like grammar. We find the present tense and the past perfect. Fred is opening an all-night diner specializing in Asian dishes. Calling it "Wok Around the Clock". In university, I got bad grades in geology, paleontology, and history... But that's all in the past. There is an epidemic of untethered canines in this neighbourhood. The Police are appealing for leads. What do you call a flower that doesn’t last very long? A temporaralilly. No matter what price coffee is… It’s always 50% off. A wh