Gordisms...

 Fred cant get any work done sitting at his kitchen island.

He finds it very counter-productive.

 

Fred was very frightened by a sudden downpour.

It was a rain of terror.

 

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
It's called lunch.

 

Fred works as a mailman during the day and does stand up comedy gigs at night.
He's not very good at either. He just can't get the delivery right.

 

Prison is peculiar. All the pros are cons.

A cat that looks like a skunk?
Pepe less pew.

 

It can take a while for some Australians to react to a joke.

It's Adelaide response.

 

If you make a living by making TikToks, is that clockwork?

 

Fred is enamoured with eating Greek cheese in bed.

It's his feta-ish.

 

 Fred dated a puppeteer for the longest time but broke it off.
He grew tired of her stringing him along.

 

What do you call someone who gets sad every time the cut their grass?
Emow.