A camper who's apprehensive about sleeping outside?
Tentative.
Every belief...
...has a lie in it.
I watched a documentary about how the Titanic was put
together.
It was riveting.
Why does a nun wear the same robe every day?
Habit.
When a physician makes a mistake, it's malpractice.
When a dentist does, it's accidental.
When you talk to God you call it prayer, but when God talks to you, you call a psychiatrist.
Fred's new hobby is chasing thunderstorms.
He finds it very enlightning.
Fred tried forging a knife once, but the tip broke off.
After that, it was kind of pointless.
I hate it when people say age is only a number.
Age is clearly a word.
Why did David Hasselhoff start going by just 'the Hoff'?
It was 100% less hassle.
Whoever is up against Céline Dion next awards season...
Is up against some stiff competition.
The patron saint of copying people in on email is Saint
Francis of a CC.
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