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What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin Skywalker It's okay if you don't know what a prefix is. It's not the end of the word. What does Bigfoot do at the gym? Sasquats What is the rudest pain relief pill? Ibuprofane Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball? He was a point gourd. Customs officials say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control. But cases continue to rise. Fred was born in 1944. His father was some soldiers. His mother had a platoonic relationship. Gravity is really important as a fundamental force of nature. But if you get rid of it you get gravy.
a video of vince and his music buddies, and a link to his halloween display.....gotta see!!
link to vince's halloween display: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC_Sxi_z0fE
To accurately measure puns, use a sighs-mo-graph. The new factory is odorless... ...but we can still smell the olfactory. In ancient Japan did they have shogun weddings? The action movie star that never gives up? Arnold Schwar Say Never My Italian friend has so many body piercings, he even got his naples done Imagine having a carbon footprint. Can't relate. I just drive everywhere. I decided to become vegan today The hardest part is quitting cold turkey.
friday gordisms....
A drug user in India snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. He was taken to hospital in a Korma. A wizard asked me to proofread one of his books last week, well it was really it was more of a spell checker. Did you hear about the man who was murdered by his naked wife? Some say that right before he died, he saw his wife flash before his eyes What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese Was. To kill a French vampire, you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking. If real cars have hoods, do toy cars have child hoods? Years ago we had Wonder Woman. Now we have to wonder if she’s a woman. "Doctor, help! My son turned into a pig!!" "Hmm, looks like Porkyson disease..."
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why. I tried to explain something to my friend using a metaphor about shallow, coastal waters Didn't work. He took it littorally What do you call a young man who demands to have costume jewelry immediately? A rhinestone-now boy. What do you call a hotel breakfast that gives you diarrhea? Incontinental The best smelling insect? A deodor-ant. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant. The only time I’m someone’s type is when I’m donating blood. Fred's boss always laughed at his jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. He asked her why she doesn't laugh at them anymore. She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny." Which kind of berry should you stay away from? rob-berry Male porn stars are some of the best employees. They’re always working hard.
