friday gordisms....

 A drug user in India snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.

He was taken to  hospital in a Korma.

 

A wizard asked me to proofread one of his books last week, well it was really it was more of a spell checker.

 

Did you hear about the man who was murdered by his naked wife?
Some say that right before he died, he saw his wife flash before his eyes

 

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?
Cheese Was.

 

To kill a French vampire, you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

 

If real cars have hoods, do toy cars have child hoods?

 

Years ago we had Wonder Woman.
Now we have to wonder if she’s a woman.

 

"Doctor, help! My son turned into a pig!!"
"Hmm, looks like Porkyson disease..."