To accurately measure puns, use a sighs-mo-graph.
The new factory is odorless...
...but we can still smell the olfactory.
In ancient Japan did they have shogun weddings?
The action movie star that never gives up?
Arnold Schwar Say Never
My Italian friend has so many body piercings, he even got
his naples done
Imagine having a carbon footprint.
Can't relate. I just drive everywhere.
I decided to become vegan today
The hardest part is quitting cold turkey.
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