What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin Skywalker

 

It's okay if you don't know what a prefix is.
It's not the end of the word.

 

What does Bigfoot do at the gym?
Sasquats

 

What is the rudest pain relief pill?

Ibuprofane

 

Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?
He was a point gourd.

 

Customs officials say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control.

But cases continue to rise.

 

Fred was born in 1944. His father was some soldiers.
His mother had a platoonic relationship.

 

Gravity is really important as a fundamental force of nature.
But if you get rid of it you get gravy.

 

 


 

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