he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred's neighbor has had a plumbing problem in his backyard for a while now that causes a slow, constant leak into Fred's garden.

Fred says it's not that big of a deal but does find it irrigating.

The aging actor who paid his home off?
Mortgage Freeman,

Fred caught a really bad cold while visiting Antwerp.
He says he is now phelgmish.

Someone called me a peasant.
It was a feudal attempt to insult me.