he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred keeps buying shirts with bats on them.

He is bat shirt crazy.

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

I am reading Yo-Yo Ma's autobiography.
It really has its ups and downs.

Fred's church serves noodles for communion.
They're the Ramen Catholic.