he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred is writing a book about a really unusual graveyard.

It has a weird plot.

A stripper's favourite automotive brand?
Polestar.

Fred's wife found out he was cheating when she found a bunch of hidden letters.
Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.

Fred's wife flew into a rage because he kept making Monty Python references
He said "will this be a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?"