he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred is sick of downloading these little computer programs on his phone.

He has lost his “app”etite.

Fred prefers the British spelling of "diarrhea", which is: "diarrhoea".

Because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

Salvador Dali's favourite breakfast food?
Surreal.

Fred thinks he might have Lyme disease.
That’s why he's been feeling so lemoncholy