Cannibal jokes....from doug....

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten.

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.

What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.

One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like.

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, 'Gee, I hate my mother-in-law.' The 2nd replies, 'So, try the potatoes.'

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