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coincidence?????

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTd1fRCAvR4
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Gross....

https://fb.watch/kRPLGTdEGi/?mibextid=6aamW6  
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patience.....

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be afraid....be very afraid.....

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/30/technology/ai-threat-warning.html  

From steve.....love it

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Fred was upset when the ice maker started leaking, but his wife said  "what's done is done". It's just water under the fridge.   Prior to StarTrek TNG, Patrick Stewart had an expansive filmography; however, he was so good in that role, he’s been typecast ever since. He was hoisted by his own Picard.   Fred had dyslexia as a child And he would write about it in his dairy.   Fred doesn't like camping with only his wife. It’s just two in tents.   The motor on Fred's dinghy broke down a kilometer out to sea, and he had to row the whole way back. It was quite an oar deal.   There's a place in France where people always wear clothing a size bigger than they need Some say its Toulouse Fred decided to identify as a waffle It’s his alter-eggo   Fred walked into the living room and suddenly started speaking Spanish and had the urge to take a Siesta He was having a Senor moment   An elephant skin doctor is a pachydermatologist

2 hilarious larsons...

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religion... 😕

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love it.....

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 Fred's wife says he's the cheapest S.o.B. on the planet. He's not buying it.   Scientists have discovered a new type of sophisticated bacteria. They’re very cultured.   I reheated the shawarma. It became shawarmer.   Fred hurt his foot while using his pickaxe. It's a miner injury.   If I'm annoyed and you're annoyed does that make us a paranoid?   It's ironic that people are now smoking joints to get rid of joint pain. I like song lyrics that make their way into everyday conversations. I don't know why. That's just the way it is. Some things will never change.   Ranchers hate leaves because they're always rustling.   The Colorado River could run dry unless water usage is reduced, and the biggest use is growing cattle feed. The issue is really raising the steaks   The baseball player without a team had to strike out on his own.   Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal… …Until the pressure got to him.
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oh yeah!.....

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gotta see....how to get a dozen grocery bags home while driving an e-scooter...

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America's decline into idiocy...hilarious but sad...

https://www.kwtx.com/2023/05/24/marlin-isd-considers-delaying-graduation-after-only-five-seniors-found-eligible-graduate/  

what do ya call this tree?

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i think i'm about tied with vince...

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  The job that annoys most people? Surgeon. They’re always getting under people’s skin.   What do you do when you're addicted to seaweed? You sea kelp.   Fred programmed a pirate game, but users said the main character doesn't look enough like a pirate. There will be a patch soon.   I got a pop-up ad for a BBQ store - "Hot grills in your area!"   Be nice to dentists They have fillings too   According to the dictionary, prison is a word. For some, it's also a sentence I visited my doctor today, he told me that I’m going deaf. That was difficult to hear.   Nada. Nil. Zilch. Naught. Bupkis. These words mean nothing to me.   I don't understand why false teeth are called dentures Shouldn't they be called substi tooths   Fred buys chicken in bulk to save money. He gets a frequent fryer discount.   A lion would never cheat on his wife But a Tiger wood.   Never accept guidance from a sick person. You'll be ill

Society's decline into idiocy...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65692233  

lmao....

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