The job that annoys most people?
Surgeon. They’re always getting under people’s skin.

 

What do you do when you're addicted to seaweed?
You sea kelp.

 

Fred programmed a pirate game, but users said the main character doesn't look enough like a pirate.
There will be a patch soon.

 

I got a pop-up ad for a BBQ store - "Hot grills in your area!"

 

Be nice to dentists
They have fillings too

 

According to the dictionary, prison is a word.
For some, it's also a sentence


I visited my doctor today, he told me that I’m going deaf.
That was difficult to hear.

 

Nada. Nil. Zilch. Naught. Bupkis.
These words mean nothing to me.

 

I don't understand why false teeth are called dentures
Shouldn't they be called substi tooths

 

Fred buys chicken in bulk to save money.
He gets a frequent fryer discount.

 

A lion would never cheat on his wife
But a Tiger wood.

 

Never accept guidance from a sick person.
You'll be ill-advised



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