The job that annoys most people?
Surgeon. They’re always getting under people’s skin.
What do you do when you're addicted to seaweed?
You sea kelp.
Fred programmed a pirate game, but users said the main
character doesn't look enough like a pirate.
There will be a patch soon.
I got a pop-up ad for a BBQ store - "Hot grills in your
area!"
Be nice to dentists
They have fillings too
According to the dictionary, prison is a word.
For some, it's also a sentence
I visited my doctor today, he told me that I’m going deaf.
That was difficult to hear.
Nada. Nil. Zilch. Naught. Bupkis.
These words mean nothing to me.
I don't understand why false teeth are called dentures
Shouldn't they be called substi tooths
Fred buys chicken in bulk to save money.
He gets a frequent fryer discount.
A lion would never cheat on his wife
But a Tiger wood.
Never accept guidance from a sick person.
You'll be ill-advised
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