Fred was upset when the ice maker started leaking, but his wife said  "what's done is done".
It's just water under the fridge.

 

Prior to StarTrek TNG, Patrick Stewart had an expansive filmography; however, he was so good in that role, he’s been typecast ever since.
He was hoisted by his own Picard.

 

Fred had dyslexia as a child
And he would write about it in his dairy.

 

Fred doesn't like camping with only his wife.
It’s just two in tents.

 

The motor on Fred's dinghy broke down a kilometer out to sea, and he had to row the whole way back.
It was quite an oar deal.

 

There's a place in France where people always wear clothing a size bigger than they need
Some say its Toulouse

Fred decided to identify as a waffle
It’s his alter-eggo

 

Fred walked into the living room and suddenly started speaking Spanish and had the urge to take a Siesta
He was having a Senor moment

 

An elephant skin doctor is a pachydermatologist

 

Tina Turner once found a synthesizer floating on the Mississippi
It was a Roland on the river.

 

The brand of underwear that clowns wear?
Fruit of Balloons

 

Don't believe everything you think. 




 

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