For their first date, Fred took his girlfriend to an ice rink where entry was half price. She called him a cheap skate. I recently saw an advertisement for a double entendre contest. So I entered my friend. Fred got fired on the first day of his new job for asking customers if they would prefer "Smoking or Non-Smoking." Apparently, the correct phrase is, "Cremation or Burial." In the 1600s, Rene Descartes was conceptualizing a video conferencing program. Cogito, ergo Zoom. Fred's dog was rushed to the vet after swallowing a tennis ball. The vet said he’ll bounce back. My spiritual guide makes cheese as a hobby. I'm hoping he'll show me the whey. Fred can transform into a bowl of minestrone. He’s soup or human. A Japanese chef was arrested for financial crimes. He was involved in a ponzu scheme. Don’t troll fishermen. They’ll take their anchor out on you. Fred says the only way to really sharpen a pencil is to do it with a knife by hand. I want to tell
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