he's lost it.....gotta see

 My wife says I’m getting fat, but in my defense..

I’ve had a lot on my plate lately.

Fred just got back from his plastic surgery support group.
Said there were a lot of new faces there.

Fred had a hearty tomato soup the other day, but everyone kept calling it a Bloody Mary.

When you join a Tourette's support group...
Do they have to swear you in?