he's lost it.....gotta see

 Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation.

It was an unfair vote, there were absent tea ballots.

Fred lost his job at the bakery because he didn’t track dessert data accurately enough.
They wanted pie charts.

Fred was given the opportunity to become a whistle tester.
He blew it.

Sulphuric acid should never be put into a metal container.
It's just an oxidant waiting to happen..