Fred's wife begged him to stop quoting Rolling Stones song titles every time she spoke to him.

He said OK, this will be The Last Time.

Fred's wife dated a hotel bellhop when she was younger.
She broke it off though, he carried too much baggage.

A woman who isn't very good at drawing?
Tracey.

I asked my wife, “If I made some Indian food…”
“Would it curry your favor?”

Fred's wife had an affair with a deep sea diver.
He never thought that she'd sink too a depth so low
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