Gordisms...

Fred's tax returns got audited by CRA.

He thought that he'd save money by having them prepared by H&R Blockhead.

When Fred was a kid, he got hit in the face with a snowball.

He's had bad ice-site ever since.

A charity organization that lets people smell the food but not eat it?

Salivation army.

Never trust atoms.

Because they always split when things get heated.

She said he really was a model husband -- just not a working model.