Thanks for explaining the meaning of the word "numerous" to me..
...it means a lot.
The weirdest summer job Fred ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at the zoo…
That shit was bananas.
That shit was bananas.
Fred was trying to print all the pictures from his phone at once, but the printer started stalling.
It was a graphic jam.
It was a graphic jam.
You know what they say about guys with big feet....,
They have big shoes and a lot of sole.
FredIs is researching the effect of aging on skin, but he isn't going along the right lines.
The vegetables Fred ordered at dinner were really sad.
He said they should have been called despair-agus.
"Just so you know," said the doctor to Fred, "your wife is having quadruplets."
That was his fourwarning.
That was his fourwarning.
Fred said that his wife has an awful memory
She never seems to forget.
She never seems to forget.
Fred was excited to join a concrete-pouring crew.
But then he realized it was just filling in forms all day.
But then he realized it was just filling in forms all day.
The key to a good post office joke is the delivery.
Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport?
Who is going on vacation, carrying armfuls of clothes, saying, I’ll pack when I get there?
Who is going on vacation, carrying armfuls of clothes, saying, I’ll pack when I get there?
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