Fred's kids enjoy hearing made up stories about giants.
They love tall tales.
I bought my wife an electric blanket.
And now she rolls her eyes when I call the old blankets "acoustic covers."
And now she rolls her eyes when I call the old blankets "acoustic covers."
Someone asked me how many Godfather films I had seen.
I said only a Coppola them.
I said only a Coppola them.
People recovering in hospital usually have a distinct odor.
It's convale scent.
Fred watched a documentary on the history of laxatives…
It was surprisingly moving.
It was surprisingly moving.
The local company that produces hummus, tzatziki, and baba ganoush isn’t as good as it used to be. They’ve really taken a dip.
A crab that doesn’t move is crustaceanary.
Fred's knee is like a high school.
Very clicky.
Very clicky.
I saw a picture of the medical staff at my physician's clinic.
It looked like a doctored photo.
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sighed.
To get to the other sighed.
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