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Fred just bought a new saw… He's halving a ball with it. Fred has a condition where he feels the need to steal library books. He should probably get that checked out. A film director with an obsession for arachnids? Quentin Tarantula. Chicken farmers are euthanizing their flocks in order to contain an outbreak of the bird flu. It's murder most fowl. 7 out of 10 people have a fear of hurdles. Most will never get over it.
Fred isn't confused when he goes to the dentist. By now, he knows the drill. Fred owns a horse, but just sits on it and never takes it out of the stable. He's a sequestrian. Preparation H isn’t Fred's favorite brand of hemorrhoid suppositories. But it’s right up there. Fred said that his new glasses make him look good. Fred did a little mechanical work today. He put a rear end in a recliner.
The best way to prepare the dish Budda's Delight is by cooking the vegetables low and slow. That way they become well karmalized. Jeff Bezos got divorced. He realized that marriage is a union. Fred can't stop thinking about his previous job while asleep. Even though he left and doesn't plan on going back, it's his dream job. Silent performers always do the same tricks. Great mimes think alike. Fred has an addiction to Michael Jackson music. But he's going to try to beat It.
Rename the Gulf of Mexico.... Instead of renaming it to Gulf of America, they should rename it to Sea Senor. I know I send some bad food puns. Thanks for pudding up with me. Fred is learning to fly without an instructor. He's just winging it. King Arthur had an intelligence gathering team. Headed by who else? Sir Valance. I'm convinced I've been cloned. But my wife says I need to have a word with myself.
A large spoon made for jelly? marmaladle. Fred was asked why he started crossdressing. But he just kept skirting around the issue. Fred's wife gave him a rock for his birthday. It was a gneiss gift. A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman. Consultants: people who stick their knows into other people's business.
A vampire with fresh ink? Nosfertattoo. Rossini composed the William Tell Overture by himself. This makes him the Lone Arranger. If you are here for the yodeling lessons... ...please form an orderly orderly queue. Fred was confused by addition. He was nonplussed. Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love? Because they’re lo mein-tenance.
Fred bought a toupee just before he retired. His coworkers bought him a comb as a parting gift. The forecast said to expect rane, thundur, and litenin. In other words, a bad spell of weather. Besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there's another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose. The raisin d'etre. Fred was having trouble selling his bicycle. The bike looks fine, but it’s hard to peddle. Alec Baldwin had terrible aim. He was actually trying to shoot a movie.
Fred thought he had a Japanese friend. But it was just his imagine Asian. Fred has been out of the dating game so long... When he was asked about a date, he asked whether or not it was pitted. A library fell into the ocean. It caused a title wave. It is easy to master braille.. Once you get a feel for it. Fred's boss calls him “the computer”. Because he falls asleep when unattended after 15 minutes.
Fred's wife cheated on him with two of her bosses at her work. It was a manager-a-trois. Fred found tiny crumbs of Indian bread all over his table. They were naanoparticles. If mantises are praying, what is their faith? It varies. They're all in sects. I’d lose weight, but I hate losing. If you burn an analog clock, does it create second hand smoke?
