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Fred thought he had a Japanese friend.
But it was just his imagine Asian.

Fred has been out of the dating game so long...
When he was asked about a date, he asked whether or not it was pitted.

A library fell into the ocean.
It caused a title wave.

It is easy  to master braille..
Once you get a feel for it.

Fred's boss calls him “the computer”.
Because he falls asleep when unattended after 15 minutes.





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