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The best way to prepare the dish Budda's Delight is by cooking the vegetables low and slow.
That way they become well karmalized.

Jeff Bezos got divorced.
He realized that marriage is a union.

Fred can't stop thinking about his previous job while asleep.
Even though he left and doesn't plan on going back, it's his dream job.

Silent performers always do the same tricks.
Great mimes think alike.

Fred has an addiction to Michael Jackson music.
But he's going to try to beat It.


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