The four seasons are all different.

Summer warmer than others.


Scientists have made the world’s strongest suction cup.
I’m not quite sure how they pulled it off.

Fred went to a costume party dressed as a car key...
They threw him out because it looked like he might start something.

My wife told me our town doesn’t have any good housekeeping services.
I told her she should start one, she would clean up.

What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal pants.


I was a cereal farmer and I kept getting headaches after harvesting my crops.
The doctor says it was my grains.

Fred was asked if he could name a country with no "r".
He said no way.

Chemists are great at solving problems.
They have many solutions.

Fred kept testing out bad dairy jokes on me.
I told him to do butter.

A classically trained pianist bought an expensive electric keyboard.
He was having a midi life crisis.



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