Kim Jung-Un has read every book ever written...

That's why they call him the Supreme Reader.

Tomorrow was voted to be the most popular day to start a diet.

I make noises every time I stand up.
I'm a groan man.

It’s not easy having erectile dysfunction.
It’s not hard, either.

Fred got fired from a clothing store.
He apparently has hanger management issues.


Police chased down a guy who stole a satchel full of documents.
It was actually a brief chase.

Fred asked a polygamist about his marriages.
He said "six women seems like a bit much dozen tit"?

A gentleman is a man that can play bagpipes but chooses not to.

A female relative who watches your kids?
Vigil-aunty.

Color blind people often harbor jealousy towards those with normal vision.
They’re gray with envy.




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