Kim Jung-Un has read every book ever written...
That's why they call him the Supreme Reader.
Tomorrow was voted to be the most popular day to start a diet.
I make noises every time I stand up.
I'm a groan man.
I'm a groan man.
It’s not easy having erectile dysfunction.
It’s not hard, either.
It’s not hard, either.
Fred got fired from a clothing store.
He apparently has hanger management issues.
He apparently has hanger management issues.
Police chased down a guy who stole a satchel full of documents.
It was actually a brief chase.
It was actually a brief chase.
Fred asked a polygamist about his marriages.
He said "six women seems like a bit much dozen tit"?
He said "six women seems like a bit much dozen tit"?
A gentleman is a man that can play bagpipes but chooses not to.
A female relative who watches your kids?
Vigil-aunty.
Color blind people often harbor jealousy towards those with normal vision.
They’re gray with envy.
They’re gray with envy.
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