I've just joined a dating site for arsonists.

I've been sent a lot of matches.

Fred tried to make friends with some dolphins…
But they were too cliquey.

Newfoundland dogs swim in cold ocean water and rescue stranded victims with minimal issues.
They really are good buoys.

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong!

Don't buy shares in Johnny Walker.
It's a whiskey investment.

What do you call a stiff drink in the arctic?
A double ontundra.

Mike Tyson wasn't very religious.
He punched people in the faith.

Over a century ago, two brothers were determined to prove that humans could fly.
As you can see, they were Wright.

Floor may be wet, sorry for the incontinence.

With no power comes no responsibility.



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