In order to graduate from skydiving school…
You have to drop out.
Fred saw a large long-necked specimen in a Scottish lake
that vaguely resembled a mythical creature.
He thinks it was the Likeness Monster.
It's hard to brew the perfect cup of tea.
There is a steep learning curve.
What did one Shriner say to another Shriner?
Pardon me, I don't know your name but your fez looks familiar.
One of Marie Kondo's kidneys was stolen.
She's very disorganized now.
Fred's dentist offered him dentures for only a dollar.
It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now Fred has buck teeth.
A short person who enjoys good food?
Gastrognome.
Gastrognome.
I have some racing geese for sale.
Want to take a quick gander?
Want to take a quick gander?
Fred wore headphones to bed so he could sleep soundly.
Where was Jimmy Page’s best golf shot?
On the fairway to 7.
On the fairway to 7.
Where does the grumpy baker practice martial arts?
At the Sour Dojo.
At the Sour Dojo.
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