Gordisms...

 

We couldn’t stop laughing at how we shared appetizers at dinner.

It was truly sidesplitting.

Fred is opening a breakfast bar that serves only corn flakes and pancakes.

He is going to call it “Cereal Crepeist”.

Fred once wrote an essay on the "pregnant pause" for his English class.

The teacher docked him 10 marks for having so many contractions.

Where do convicted hearing impaired criminals serve their time?

Deaf Row.

I deeply dislike people who talk about me when I'm not around.

In fact, they discussed me.

Don’t worry about not having a Valentine on Valentine’s Day.

You probably didn’t have a groundhog on groundhogs day, either.

Fred told a joke about noble gases.

He didn't get a reaction.

Fred likes to go up into his loft and play the bongos very loudly.

It's a little drum attic.

Fred read the dictionary start to finish.

The storyline was hard to follow, but it had its defining moments.

I'm on two diets

I added the second one because the first didn't have enough food.

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

We need to stop thinking in terms of paradigm shifts and find a whole new way of thinking.