What was Elvis assigned to do when he joined the army?
To look for Suspicious Mines.
Fred told a joke about oil pipelines.
People said it was a crude joke.
Fred gave a presentation on his trip to equatorial countries
but he often strayed off-tropic.
A lot of French words have crept into the English language.
Hors d'oeuvres for starters.
Fred claims to have created an age reversal potion.
I think he's kidding himself.
A platonic relationship is mind over mattress.
Fred is looking forward to the next Fibonacci convention,
it's supposed to be really special..
and as big as the last two put together.
We used to call our old soccer manager Sulphur..
Cause he would flare up at the end of a match.
Fred once threw a live fish on the floor as a joke.
Yeah that joke flopped.
Fred and his buddy drank way too much cider.
They got apple sauced.
The breakfast cereal that is identical to other cereals?
Synonym Toast Crunch.
Fred is a locksmith and also a musical composer.
He has just written a song which has a lovely key change.
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