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  What is the worst thing you can say if your wife accuses you of never listening. Trust me, she’ll hate it.   Fred once started a business for people with constipation. It was slow going.   Fred recently went on a birdwatching tour. He’s been raven about it all day.   A communist's favorite ABBA song? I Believe in Engels.   A diagnostic is someone uncertain about the existence of two gods.   I don't know much about the Dunning Krueger effect, but I feel pretty safe to say it's not true. Fred got attacked by a deaf person He should have seen it coming, He just ignored the signs.   Fred said his wife should have been a geologist studying tectonic plates... She is so good at finding faults.   Fred once met the members “Dexy's Midnight Runners” in person and one of them couldn’t stand upright. When Fred asked him about it he said “Oh come on, I lean.”   I was going to tell some jokes about ski resorts… But it's a slippery slope.  

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https://nationalpost.com/news/world/canadian-woman-ecosexual-relationship-with-oak-tree   Canadian woman says she is in an 'ecosexual' relationship with an oak tree Sonja Semyonova clarifies that the relationship isn’t physical but that she derives erotic gratification distinct from human sexuality Author of the article: National Post Staff Published Dec 28, 2023   •   2 minute read 405 Comments Sonja Semyonova, 45, a nature lover and self-intimacy coach, says she discovered her infatuation with nature after realizing what she had been missing from human relationships.   PHOTO BY INSTAGRAM/BODYSTORYTELLER Article content A self-described ‘ecosexual’ living in Vancouver Island has opened up about her relationship with an oak tree. Sonja Semyonova, a 45-year-old nature lover and self-intimacy coach, says she discovered her infatuation with nature after confronting what she was missing from human relationships. Article content She was doing some soul-searching during COVID walks d

 

 

  Fred just sold his homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time .   Darn millennials, they walk around like they rent the place!   Fred is a buy sexual, he has all the sex that he can afford.   If you don't believe in Gosh, you will be darned to heck.   The person who named the vas deferens Missed out on naming them fellowpian tubes.   I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep. He's 5 and it's past his bedtime. The Argentine striker for Inter Miami is Messi. But the hockey Hall of Famer who won six Stanley Cups for Edmonton and New York is Messier.   How do you measure the effectiveness of a pun? With a sighs-mometer.   Fred worships certain shades of blue. He's a cyantologist.   A narcissist's favorite drink? Me-mosa.   Before he lost his Fred used to go out drinking all the time. Now he just goes bar hopping.   When I watched the new Top Gun movie... ... I knew that all woul

  Kelly McParland: Justin Trudeau's naive EV plan hands the keys to China Flooding the world with electric vehicles that Beijing manufactures using power produced by burning coal hardly helps to fight climate change Author of the article: Kelly McParland Published Dec 28, 2023   •   Last updated 3 hours ago   •   5 minute read 49 Comments People visit a booth for the Chinese EV giant XPeng at the Shanghai International Automobile Industry Exhibition on April 19, 2023. Canada's Liberal government is mandating that all cars sold in this country be electric by 2035, but the basic infrastructure to support such a measure is lacking, writes Kelly McParland.   PHOTO BY HECTOR RETAMAL / AFP VIA GETTY IMAGES Article content First off, let’s be clear that I have nothing against electric vehicles. Never mind saving the planet, who wants to pull up to a grimy gas pump on a howling winter day and risk hypothermia for the privilege of paying whatever ransom oil companies are demanding for a