Fred just sold his homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.
Darn millennials, they walk around like they rent the place!
Fred is a buy sexual, he has all the sex that he can afford.
If you don't believe in Gosh, you will be darned to heck.
The person who named the vas deferens
Missed out on naming them fellowpian tubes.
I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad
and my tech guy is asleep.
He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.
The Argentine striker for Inter Miami is Messi.
But the hockey Hall of Famer who won six Stanley Cups for Edmonton and New York
is Messier.
How do you measure the effectiveness of a pun?
With a sighs-mometer.
Fred worships certain shades of blue.
He's a cyantologist.
A narcissist's favorite drink?
Me-mosa.
Before he lost his Fred used to go out drinking all the
time.
Now he just goes bar hopping.
When I watched the new Top Gun movie...
... I knew that all would be solved with a Cruise missile.
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