Gravity really humbles you.
It keeps you down to earth.

 

I once dreamt that I was an oil field.
I can’t tell you how bored I was.

 

I hate bricklayers.
They're my mortar enemies.

 

I bought a smart light bulb.
It's very bright.

 

An hispanic dialect in which people constantly and unneededly bother someone?
Spamish.

 

Fred went to the library to get a book on abdominal pain.
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.







 

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