Gordisms...

 

Fred is a man of his word.

And that word is unreliable.

 

Fred was engaged to a woman who worked at a ski resort but she got cold feet. Their engagement fell apart and it was all downhill from there.

 

Bruce Lee’s is tiny, Arnold Schwarzenegger's is huge, Madonna doesn't possess one, and the Pope doesn’t use it. Surnames can be a fascinating subject of discussion.

 

The first person to design a reclining chair really had a leg up on the competition.

 

The person who coined the phrase “One Hit Wonder” never came up with another catchphrase.

 

A paperclip is a staple for people with commitment issues.

Fred decided to start an audio series dedicated to cookware.
It's gonna be the world's first POTcast.

 

Do you think songs about Jesus...
...identity as He/hymn?

 

Two parties were feuding and couldn't come to an agreement, so they sought out a psychic known for her cheery disposition.
In doing so, they found a happy medium.

 

Fred recently retired.
He went with michelins.

 

If you can’t laugh at yourself . . .
I can help you out.

 

In addition to anti-matter and dark matter, it seems a new scientific discovery has been made.
It's called "doesn't-matter" and apparently has no effect on the universe at all.